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sexyroman69:

batter-sempai:

criminal-tergiversator:

plushestrumpest:

piefacemcgee:

shrineart:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:


This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.


its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

DISHWASHERS

the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM

Walking outside in the summer where its humid

Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.

The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.

when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them. 

sexyroman69:

batter-sempai:

criminal-tergiversator:

plushestrumpest:

piefacemcgee:

shrineart:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

DISHWASHERS

the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM

Walking outside in the summer where its humid

Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.

The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.

when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them. 

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

fallen-angel-of-thursday:

useyourcharm:

SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES

IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING

this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland

Things I accomplished in 2013:

ungratefullittleshit:

athenavine:

justanahere:

always-alltimelow:

neanerbeaner:

waywardprincess:

littlemissjohndeere:

juilan:

1. I’m alive still

2. I didn’t get pregnant.

3. Not addicted to drugs

4. I didn’t kill anybody.

5. Spent more time on the internet

6. Joined more fandoms

7. Had no sex.

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catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

catasters:

"What? The litter box is full…"

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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silvermender:

typette:

roachpatrol:

danythedragonqueen:

The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.

"Haha, ghost cup." 

I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS SO HARD. 

WE’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES

I LOST MY SHIT AT THE FLOATING HISS